Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.
Bernie Mac
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Bernie Mac
Age: 50 †
Born: 1957
Born: October 5
Died: 2008
Died: August 9
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Street Artist
Television Actor
Television Producer
Chicago
Illinois
Heaven
Lobster
Earth
Cigar
Play
Ice
Take
Beer
Good
Boat
People
Golf
Lobsters
Cold
Grill
Chance
Cigars
More quotes by Bernie Mac
You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
Bernie Mac
I have so much respect for what's funny.
Bernie Mac
My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.
Bernie Mac
You know, every time it comes, every time that light comes on or every time that camera comes on, every time that microphone comes on, the Mac Man seek and destroy.
Bernie Mac
I'm very much disciplined because I'm more mature. When I was young I just wanted to live, I could jump, I could run, I was quick and I was relentless.
Bernie Mac
I don't need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don't need any of that.
Bernie Mac
I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around the house interviewing everybody, telling stupid jokes, doing voices. I mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., people on 'Laugh-In,' Flip Wilson.
Bernie Mac
I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian. I know my limitations.
Bernie Mac
I'm not a star, I hate that word, and I'm an entertainer. Stars fall, you know, I'm an entertainer. I want to be known as an entertainer.
Bernie Mac
I ain't running for office. I ain't running for nothing.
Bernie Mac
Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.
Bernie Mac
They say if you don't have your health you ain't got nothing, but the truth is you ain't got nothing if you don't have no one to worry about your health.
Bernie Mac
You have to meet all of the challenges, big and small. Because how you start is how you finish.
Bernie Mac
As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets - but for some reason, I never got caught up with the gangs growing up. Everybody dug me, man. I never had problems.
Bernie Mac
I'm an entertainer and I really enjoy entertaining. I think if you're going to really be what you say you are, you have to really live it, work it, practice it, and think it.
Bernie Mac
The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.
Bernie Mac
Fear is not one of my attributes.
Bernie Mac
I love who I am. I love what I've become.
Bernie Mac
Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
Bernie Mac
Stand-up is what I am stand-up is what made me.
Bernie Mac