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Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.
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Bernie Mac
Age: 50 †
Born: 1957
Born: October 5
Died: 2008
Died: August 9
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Street Artist
Television Actor
Television Producer
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It was rough being dark. I got heat from my own people more than anyone else. I remember going to my mom and saying, 'Why am I so black?' And she said, 'Because I'm black. You just gotta always work harder than the average bear.'
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You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
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I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around the house interviewing everybody, telling stupid jokes, doing voices. I mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., people on 'Laugh-In,' Flip Wilson.
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I learned hard lessons in life I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father - who I had only recently met - died.
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I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy, I will do it. But whatever the joke needs at that particular time, is where I'm dedicated to. I'm not into beating somebody down and beating myself up. I don't do insults and things like that. I don't do it - I'm a storyteller.
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I don't ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.
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My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting.
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Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life's way of preparing you for success.
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The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.
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If you mess something up, remember who got you there. Don't be pointing fingers, even if finger-pointing is called for. Only one you got to blame is your own self.
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Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
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I don't need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don't need any of that.
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Fear is not one of my attributes.
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