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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

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Benny Hill
Age: 68 †
Born: 1924
Born: January 21
Died: 1992
Died: April 20
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Singer
Television Actor
Southampton
Hampshire
Alfred Hawthorne Hill
Leapfrog
Unicorn
Leadership
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