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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Benny Hill
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Benny Hill
Age: 68 †
Born: 1924
Born: January 21
Died: 1992
Died: April 20
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