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I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
Ben Feldman
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Ben Feldman
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: May 27
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I do not sell life insurance. I sell money. I sell dollars for pennies apiece. My dollars cost 3 cents per dollar per year.
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When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It's sort of easy, and a lot of times it just feels sort of rote and simple. Whereas when you go to New York and you audition for plays, you walk out sweaty and intimidated and nervous and doubting yourself as an actor.
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I don't like horror, which is ridiculous because I've been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see camera tricks and fake blood and actors screaming and I don't know understand why other actors don't see that.
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Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if it’s a question of when.
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Most people buy not because they believe, but because the sales person believes.
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If you look at the history of advertising, most of them were Jews, so it was only a matter of time before 'Mad Men' explored that area of advertising.
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I meet people and a lot of times, instead of saying, Are you from the East Coast? people just go, you're from the East Coast, right?, having no reason to have known that. I don't know what that is. Maybe it's just that I'm Jewish.
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I've been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.
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You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.
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Goals aren't enough. You need goals plus deadlines: goals big enough to get excited about and deadline to make you run. One isn't much good without the other, but together they can be tremendous.
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When you realize the writers start writing to who you are, you're basically reading reviews of yourself. And then it becomes this cyclical nightmare where I feel like I need to play into it, then I find myself acting like the character in real life.
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Don't sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do.
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You've got a problem. Part of what you own isn't yours. It belongs to Uncle Sam. May I show you how much belongs to Uncle Sam?
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Your biggest asset is a positive attitude. That more than anything else determines your earnings.
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