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I did not vote Labour because they've heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.

Ben Elton

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Ben Elton
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: May 3
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I'm easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.
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I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.
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