Is there stop 'n' go counseling for couples on the run?

So he's above the law because he's a celebrity or something. Just because you're Russell Crowe doesn't mean you can do whatever you like.

An intriguing mind is a powerful aphrodisiac.

have you ever noticed how a man orders food at a fast-food drive-through window? ... men have an innate desire to be cute while placing their order through the drive-through microphone. It's as if they believe the invisible mike on the plastic menu screen is actually connected to a standup comedy stage somewhere in the recesses of the restaurant.

the teenage zone: the stage when an adolescent's brain synapses quit firing while the rest of their body races toward adulthood.