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She cleans a toilet inside and out under a minute. More like terrifying

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Becca Fitzpatrick
Age: 45
Born: 1979
Born: February 3
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Walk out,” he repeated. “We need to talk.” “About how you need to sacrifice me to get a human body?” I asked, my tone light, my insides feeling leaden. “That might be cute if you thought it was true.
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and just like that, I shut off the switch to my brain.
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Do you think the Bible is accurate? I mean, do you think it's real? I think Pastor Calvin is hot. In a fortysomething way. That pretty much sums up my religious conviction
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If I missed out on some really big action, I’m going to be royally pissed off!
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Hmm?' I looked away, flustered automatically using irritation to cover my discomfort up. 'What does 'hmm' have to do with anything? Could you ever use more that five words? All this grunting and minced words make you come across-- primal.' His smile tipped higher. 'Primal.' 'You're impossible.' 'Me Jev, you Nora.' -Nora & Patch (PG 226)
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I learned that I was either crazy in love with you, or putting on the best performance of my life.' -Nora (PG 263)
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Well, well,” he said. “Five days a week isn’t enough of me? Had to give me an evening, too?
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Kiss me in a way I'll never forget. Kiss me in a way that will stay with me until see you again
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The sensible part of me wanted to dissect my emotions, overthinking and overcomplicating my reaction to Jev.
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You want a blood relative to lead your army? Get Marcie. She likes ordering people around. She'll be a natural.
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Before I could stop myself, I punched his arm. “Careful,” he said in a low voice. “They might think we’re flirting.
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You’re not going to drive me home?” I asked. A waste of breath, since I knew her answer. “There’s fog.” “Patchy fog.” Vee grinned. “Oh, boy. He is so on your mind. Not that I blame you. Personally, I’m hoping I dream about him tonight.
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Are you crazy? I said. Crazy about you. Patch! Don't worry, we've got time. How do you know? He staggered back a step, with his hand over his heart. Your lack of faith hurts.
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Or, if you decide you want to sleep at my place, on opposite sides of my bedroom with a Do Not Cross line drawn down the middle, I'll do it. I won't like it, but I'll do it.
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There was nothing wrong with fire … as long as you didn’t stand too close. Something to keep in mind.
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I’m doing boy detox. Like a diet, only for my emotional health.
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If you can't feel then why did you kiss me? Because I can feel it here, in my heart.
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What I really wanted was the impossible.
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I undress to impress - Patch
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