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She cleans a toilet inside and out under a minute. More like terrifying

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Becca Fitzpatrick
Age: 45
Born: 1979
Born: February 3
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Utah
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I personally believe Patch scared the pants off normal, and it took off running for the far side of the world.
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I need to get back to work,” Patch said. He gave me a once-over that lingered a bit below the hips. “Killer skirt. Deadly legs.
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I didn’t break his jaw, but if he lays a hand on you, it will be the first of many things to break,” Patch said.
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Science is an investigation, Coach said, sanding his hands together. Science requires us to transform into spies. Put that way, science almost sounded fun. But I'd been in Coach's class long enough not to get my hopes up.
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What is it with girls?” Elliot said, splitting a smile between us. “I swear, I’ve never known a girl who could go to the bathroom alone.” He leaned forward and grinned conspiratorially. “Let me in on the secret. Seriously. I’ll pay you five bucks each.” He reached for his back pocket. “Ten, if I can come along and see what the big deal is.
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Why is Anthony Amowitz using his pimp smile on you?” “You’re only calling him a pimp because he’s here. At Marcie’s.” “Yeah, so?” “He’s being nice.” I elbowed her. “Smile back.” “Being nice? He’s being horny.
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I learned that I was either crazy in love with you, or putting on the best performance of my life.' -Nora (PG 263)
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I wasn´t expecting to come home to you, but now that you´re here, I have no intention of letting you leave. Patch :D (p. 295)
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What is it with you and girls’ bathrooms?
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When I'm wasted, I can almost forget who I am, he said, his smile fading slightly. I know I'm still there, but only barely. It's a good place to be. He tipped back the thermos, eyes on the dark sea straight ahead
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Well, well,” he said. “Five days a week isn’t enough of me? Had to give me an evening, too?
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If I could make this go away, I would. If I could stand in your place, I wouldn't hesitate. But I'm left with one choice, and that's to stand by your side through the end. I won't waver, Angel, I can promise you that. -Patch to Nora
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Is that a yes? he asked, pushing his fingers through my hair, fanning it out around my shoulders and searching my face intently. Please let it be yes, he said with a gravelly edge. Stay with me tonight. Let me hold you, even if that's all it is. Let me keep you safe.
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Violence doesn't equal strength.
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I know you followed me. Don't look so surprised. It's called a rearview mirror.
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She already has a car.” “A Ford. That’s like Toyota’s worst enemy.
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And anyway, the first three letters in the word diet should tell you what I want it to do.
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He gave Marcie a spare to the Jeep—I should park this thing in the ocean, twenty feet under.
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I'm a private contractor now. I choose my clients, not the other way around.
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He brushed my curls back off my face. “I never pictured my life so complete. I never thought I’d have everything I want. You’re everything to me, Angel.
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