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Medicine cabinets are dangerous. Those doors, man. They'll just spring on you like a ninja.

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Barry Lyga
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: September 11
Novelist
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Men
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Ninja
Cabinets
Medicine
Spring
Doors
Dangerous

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Anger and hatred, when left unfed, bleed away like air from a punctured tire, over time and days and years. Forgiveness is stealth.
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[She] was made up of skin and bones and hate and crazy, and hate and crazy don't weigh anything.
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