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New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
Barry Humphries
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Barry Humphries
Age: 90
Born: 1934
Born: February 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Painter
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Melbourne
Australia
John Barry Humphries
Dame Edna Everage
Edna Everage
Les Patterson
Barry McKenzie
Sandy Stone
Bazza McKenzie
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Zealand
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