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I just got diagnosed with tendonitis which is such an insulting diagnosis. Just point to my shoulder and say old.

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Baron Vaughn
Age: 43
Born: 1980
Born: December 18
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I like being around people who are good conversationalists. When there's a give and take, and you are heightening an idea, exploring it together, that is my favorite thing in the world. I love a small dinner party - let's say six people, max, where everybody's having the same conversation. That's my favorite thing in the world.
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Shrimp are the insects of the ocean. They're bottom feeders. So they're delicious, but they're the bugs of the sea.
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The Middle East is gorgeous, but again, politically, I would not want to go there.
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One time I was really close to Steve Martin. I was too afraid to actually go talk to him, but I'll count that as meeting.
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I was processing a lot of different things and kind of looking over a lot of things and rethinking my childhood.
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I am a big fan of Neil DeGrasse Tyson. He's the voice of science and scientific thinking in the United States and the world. He's the most visible proponent of scientific thinking, and he's very unflinching about it. He knows that it's correct and vouches for it in a very intelligent and very firm way, which I really appreciate.
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