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Kids can be a pain in the neck when they're not a lump in your throat.
Barbara Johnson
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Barbara Johnson
Age: 61 †
Born: 1947
Born: October 4
Died: 2009
Died: August 27
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Journalist
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Literary Critic
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University Teacher
Boston
Massachusetts
Barbara Ellen Johnson
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Stop what you are doing long enough to enjoy the sunset, listen to a special song that lifts you up, or pick up the phone and share some special thought with a caring friend.
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A lot of kneeling keeps one in good standing.
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Don’t let your life speed out of control. Live intentionally. Do something today that will last beyond your lifetime.
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Prayer is asking for rain and faith is carrying the umbrella.
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If you can forgive the person you were, accept the person you are, and believe in the person you will become, you are headed for joy. So celebrate your life.
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Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.
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Forgiveness is a stunning principle, your ticket out of hate and fear and chaos.
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Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved.
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Laughter dulls the sharpest pain and flattens out the greatest stress. To share it is to give a gift of health.
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Live for today, but hold your hands open to tomorrow. Anticipate the future and its changes with joy. There is a seed of God's love in every event, every unpleasant situation in which you may find yourself.
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Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.
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Winners see an answer for every problem losers see a problem in every answer!
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Have we forgotten that we're all born the same way: naked, wet, and hungry? Then things get worse!
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Growing is a lifetime job, and we grow most when we're down in the valleys, where the fertilizer is.
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