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If it's possible, I binge. There are other shows, like 'The Americans' and 'Game of Thrones,' I watch and have to wait a week.
Aziz Ansari
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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
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If someone writes something shitty and you actually address them, most of the time they're just like, Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a big fan. And they're really nice people. When you're on the Internet, it's people's first instinct to just go after people.
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To be honest, I tend to romanticize the past, and though I appreciate all the conveniences of modern life, sometimes I yearn for simpler times.
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One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid, usually standing from behind.
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Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.
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When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses.
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I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
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If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it.
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My dad grew up basically in a hut in Taiwan without enough food to eat. And within one generation his son in America gets to do a comedy show about whatever he wants.
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You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.
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Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped...RIGHT NOW?
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If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights.
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Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world.
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I'm the kind of person, if I see something, like a funny video, I want to share it. With Twitter and Tumblr you can do that on a mass scale, and people get to know your personality.
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I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour.
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Yeah, I've been a little down. Totally natural. I'm getting a divorce, but now I'm ready to pull myself up by some G-strings.
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