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If it's possible, I binge. There are other shows, like 'The Americans' and 'Game of Thrones,' I watch and have to wait a week.
Aziz Ansari
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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
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The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay.
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If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it.
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Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped...RIGHT NOW?
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Maybe that's why I don't like religion because the first introduction to it was, you don't get to do that thing you just discovered that you really enjoy.
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