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If it's possible, I binge. There are other shows, like 'The Americans' and 'Game of Thrones,' I watch and have to wait a week.
Aziz Ansari
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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
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Aziz Ishmael Ansari
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With stand-up, it's more interesting to hear about people's failures than their successes.
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This is one of my favorite pick up strategies: I'm constantly giving women my keys. So far, none of them have shown up. Matter of time. And I've been robbed twice.
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No one's trying to get with jugglers.
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Come cook food with me and do nothing.
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I can't think of any bank robbery comedy where it's about two normal guys. It's kind of like Superbad meets Heat, which is a cool combo, and it's just fun doing a normal guy that's robbing a bank.
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You've got to be pretty confident that you're good. If I do a show and for whatever reason no one laughs, I'll be like, 'Wow, those people are weird'.
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If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it.
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Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped...RIGHT NOW?
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I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.
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Modern life. Where are we running? Sometimes what we want is not always where we are... Are we alone? Is the real winter inside our hearts? We are all struggling for definition in a world that resists our increase.
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I prefer being totally sober myself.
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The four sweetest words in the English language — 'You wore me down.'
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I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour.
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Any jokes I make I try to make sure it's on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.
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My dad grew up basically in a hut in Taiwan without enough food to eat. And within one generation his son in America gets to do a comedy show about whatever he wants.
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Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.
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Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.
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Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting games, or whatever.
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I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.
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The most influential thing was the two Chris Rock specials that came out when I was in high school. I was obsessed with that stuff.
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