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If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it.

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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
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Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.
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I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
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Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.
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