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Whats the worst that could happen?! The worst that could happen is he could cut off your legs and use them to make stilts that look like legs!

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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
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Columbia
South Carolina
Aziz Ishmael Ansari
Aziz Ismail Ansari
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