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I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because when you travel like that, one of the things to do is find really good places to eat.
Aziz Ansari
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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
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