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I can't think of any bank robbery comedy where it's about two normal guys. It's kind of like Superbad meets Heat, which is a cool combo, and it's just fun doing a normal guy that's robbing a bank.

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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
Actor
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Columbia
South Carolina
Aziz Ishmael Ansari
Aziz Ismail Ansari
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