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Any jokes I make I try to make sure it's on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.

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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
Columbia
South Carolina
Aziz Ishmael Ansari
Aziz Ismail Ansari
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Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.
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