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What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster!

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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
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Columbia
South Carolina
Aziz Ishmael Ansari
Aziz Ismail Ansari
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