Quote

One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid, usually standing from behind.

Aziz Ansari

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Showrunner
Television Actor
Columbia
South Carolina
Aziz Ishmael Ansari
Aziz Ismail Ansari
Life
Behinds
Bridesmaids
Behind
Prettiest
Position
Speeches
Goal
Drunk
Best
Goals
Make
Speech
Men
Standing
Ballers
Love
Usually
Bridesmaid

More quotes by Aziz Ansari

Image
I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.
Aziz Ansari
Image
I'm the kind of person, if I see something, like a funny video, I want to share it. With Twitter and Tumblr you can do that on a mass scale, and people get to know your personality.
Aziz Ansari
Image
Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.
Aziz Ansari
Image
You’re a feminist if you go to a Jay Z and Beyoncé concert, and you’re not like, ‘Mmm, I feel like Beyoncé should get 23 percent less money than Jay Z'.
Aziz Ansari
Image
Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.
Aziz Ansari
Image
The four sweetest words in the English language — 'You wore me down.'
Aziz Ansari
Image
Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting games, or whatever.
Aziz Ansari
Image
Any jokes I make I try to make sure it's on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.
Aziz Ansari
Image
I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.
Aziz Ansari
Image
I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.
Aziz Ansari
Image
I strapped an MP3 player to one of those floor-cleaning robots. Call him DJ Roomba - little guy cruises around and plays music. What's hot, DJ Roomba!
Aziz Ansari
Image
Everyone's first thought is These women are going to take advantage of you or Someone's only going to date you because you're famous. That stuff's not really an issue because that's super-easy to see through.
Aziz Ansari
Image
You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.
Aziz Ansari
Image
London seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up.
Aziz Ansari
Image
To be honest, I tend to romanticize the past, and though I appreciate all the conveniences of modern life, sometimes I yearn for simpler times.
Aziz Ansari
Image
Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best.
Aziz Ansari
Image
When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses.
Aziz Ansari
Image
If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights.
Aziz Ansari
Image
I've never done online dating.
Aziz Ansari
Image
Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped...RIGHT NOW?
Aziz Ansari