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Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.

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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Showrunner
Television Actor
Columbia
South Carolina
Aziz Ishmael Ansari
Aziz Ismail Ansari
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Everywhere
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Walking

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