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Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.

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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
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Television Actor
Columbia
South Carolina
Aziz Ishmael Ansari
Aziz Ismail Ansari
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Others fear what the morrow may bring. I am afraid of what happened yesterday.
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Instead of yelling your opinion, or telling people to shut up, or engaging in this clickbait-internet culture, have a dialogue with someone and ask people questions and listen to what they have to say.
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I'm like an elephant, ok? If I walk into a room, it's like, OK, he's in there.
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I prefer being totally sober myself.
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If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it.
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I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it.
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The most influential thing was the two Chris Rock specials that came out when I was in high school. I was obsessed with that stuff.
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If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights.
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Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.
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Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.
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