Quote

Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.

Aziz Ansari

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Showrunner
Television Actor
Columbia
South Carolina
Aziz Ishmael Ansari
Aziz Ismail Ansari
People
Tails
Innovation
Example
Another
Would

More quotes by Aziz Ansari

Image
I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.
Aziz Ansari
Image
You want what you can't have. And if someone's being shitty to you, just move on. If someone's being shitty to you, no matter how great they are, that's shitty, and you don't want be with someone who treats you shitty.
Aziz Ansari
Image
If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights.
Aziz Ansari
Image
Most of my teachers when I grew up were like older white women. So, I couldn't really channel them.
Aziz Ansari
Image
I'm like an elephant, ok? If I walk into a room, it's like, OK, he's in there.
Aziz Ansari
Image
As I always have with stand-up or anything, you kind of draw on what you're going through in your life.
Aziz Ansari
Image
The most influential thing was the two Chris Rock specials that came out when I was in high school. I was obsessed with that stuff.
Aziz Ansari
Image
I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
Aziz Ansari
Image
Maybe that's why I don't like religion because the first introduction to it was, you don't get to do that thing you just discovered that you really enjoy.
Aziz Ansari
Image
I always hate telling my jokes in print 'cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, 'Oh, so that's what that guy does in his stand-up? That's terrible.'
Aziz Ansari
Image
I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour.
Aziz Ansari
Image
Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.
Aziz Ansari
Image
I strapped an MP3 player to one of those floor-cleaning robots. Call him DJ Roomba - little guy cruises around and plays music. What's hot, DJ Roomba!
Aziz Ansari
Image
I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.
Aziz Ansari
Image
If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.
Aziz Ansari
Image
It's much more fun to share and laugh at the bad times and the frustrations. I find you get a much deeper connection with the audience that way.
Aziz Ansari
Image
I've never done online dating.
Aziz Ansari
Image
Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.
Aziz Ansari
Image
I like the brand Band of Outsiders. Their suits are cut really slim, for smaller framed gentlemen.
Aziz Ansari
Image
Others fear what the morrow may bring. I am afraid of what happened yesterday.
Aziz Ansari