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Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.
Aziz Ansari
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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
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Columbia
South Carolina
Aziz Ishmael Ansari
Aziz Ismail Ansari
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If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights.
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This is one of my favorite pick up strategies: I'm constantly giving women my keys. So far, none of them have shown up. Matter of time. And I've been robbed twice.
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