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Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.
Aziz Ansari
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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
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I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.
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This is one of my favorite pick up strategies: I'm constantly giving women my keys. So far, none of them have shown up. Matter of time. And I've been robbed twice.
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Everyone's first thought is These women are going to take advantage of you or Someone's only going to date you because you're famous. That stuff's not really an issue because that's super-easy to see through.
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Maybe that's why I don't like religion because the first introduction to it was, you don't get to do that thing you just discovered that you really enjoy.
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With stand-up, it's more interesting to hear about people's failures than their successes.
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I'm like an elephant, ok? If I walk into a room, it's like, OK, he's in there.
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You want what you can't have. And if someone's being shitty to you, just move on. If someone's being shitty to you, no matter how great they are, that's shitty, and you don't want be with someone who treats you shitty.
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No one's trying to get with jugglers.
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You've got to be pretty confident that you're good. If I do a show and for whatever reason no one laughs, I'll be like, 'Wow, those people are weird'.
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A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.
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Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped...RIGHT NOW?
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Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world.
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