Quote

Everyone's first thought is These women are going to take advantage of you or Someone's only going to date you because you're famous. That stuff's not really an issue because that's super-easy to see through.

Aziz Ansari

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Showrunner
Television Actor
Columbia
South Carolina
Aziz Ishmael Ansari
Aziz Ismail Ansari
First
Issues
Take
Everyone
Going
Easy
Really
Stuff
Date
Someone
Super
Thought
Famous
Women
Issue
Firsts
Advantage

More quotes by Aziz Ansari

Image
With stand-up, it's more interesting to hear about people's failures than their successes.
Aziz Ansari
Image
Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped...RIGHT NOW?
Aziz Ansari
Image
To be honest, I tend to romanticize the past, and though I appreciate all the conveniences of modern life, sometimes I yearn for simpler times.
Aziz Ansari
Image
No one's trying to get with jugglers.
Aziz Ansari
Image
Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.
Aziz Ansari
Image
If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.
Aziz Ansari
Image
As I always have with stand-up or anything, you kind of draw on what you're going through in your life.
Aziz Ansari
Image
Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting games, or whatever.
Aziz Ansari
Image
It's much more fun to share and laugh at the bad times and the frustrations. I find you get a much deeper connection with the audience that way.
Aziz Ansari
Image
You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.
Aziz Ansari
Image
I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it.
Aziz Ansari
Image
I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because when you travel like that, one of the things to do is find really good places to eat.
Aziz Ansari
Image
Come cook food with me and do nothing.
Aziz Ansari
Image
I just think it's sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs.
Aziz Ansari
Image
I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
Aziz Ansari
Image
London seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up.
Aziz Ansari
Image
Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.
Aziz Ansari
Image
I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.
Aziz Ansari
Image
I always hate telling my jokes in print 'cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, 'Oh, so that's what that guy does in his stand-up? That's terrible.'
Aziz Ansari
Image
I prefer being totally sober myself.
Aziz Ansari