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Aziz Ansari
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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
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Aziz Ishmael Ansari
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If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights.
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When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses.
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I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.
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If someone writes something shitty and you actually address them, most of the time they're just like, Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a big fan. And they're really nice people. When you're on the Internet, it's people's first instinct to just go after people.
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Everyone's first thought is These women are going to take advantage of you or Someone's only going to date you because you're famous. That stuff's not really an issue because that's super-easy to see through.
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