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I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.
Aziz Ansari
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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
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Aziz Ishmael Ansari
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The four sweetest words in the English language — 'You wore me down.'
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I've never done online dating.
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