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I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.
Aziz Ansari
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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
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Aziz Ishmael Ansari
Aziz Ismail Ansari
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You've got to be pretty confident that you're good. If I do a show and for whatever reason no one laughs, I'll be like, 'Wow, those people are weird'.
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When I'm dating someone, I have a list called my 'Oh No Nos.' If a woman commits a Oh No No, it can end the relationship. Not loving '90s R&B music is #3 on the Oh No Nos list. Girl don't even know who Ginuwine is.
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Maybe that's why I don't like religion because the first introduction to it was, you don't get to do that thing you just discovered that you really enjoy.
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One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid, usually standing from behind.
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With stand-up, it's more interesting to hear about people's failures than their successes.
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I'm the kind of person, if I see something, like a funny video, I want to share it. With Twitter and Tumblr you can do that on a mass scale, and people get to know your personality.
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What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster!
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My dad grew up basically in a hut in Taiwan without enough food to eat. And within one generation his son in America gets to do a comedy show about whatever he wants.
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If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it.
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I write characters that are based on elements of people I know and experiences I've really had.
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I just think it's sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs.
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Most of my teachers when I grew up were like older white women. So, I couldn't really channel them.
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I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.
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Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
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You’re a feminist if you go to a Jay Z and Beyoncé concert, and you’re not like, ‘Mmm, I feel like Beyoncé should get 23 percent less money than Jay Z'.
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A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.
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As I always have with stand-up or anything, you kind of draw on what you're going through in your life.
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The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay.
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Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped...RIGHT NOW?
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Any jokes I make I try to make sure it's on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.
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