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I just think it's sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs.

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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
Actor
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Columbia
South Carolina
Aziz Ishmael Ansari
Aziz Ismail Ansari
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