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You’re a feminist if you go to a Jay Z and Beyoncé concert, and you’re not like, ‘Mmm, I feel like Beyoncé should get 23 percent less money than Jay Z'.
Aziz Ansari
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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
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It can take a few months to get a new 10 minutes. Usually it takes like 10 times of repeatedly trying different variations of a joke until I land on one I think is really good.
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I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.
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Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.
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Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world.
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If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.
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