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A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.
Aziz Ansari
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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
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Aziz Ishmael Ansari
Aziz Ismail Ansari
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Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.
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