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Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.
Aziz Ansari
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Aziz Ansari
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: February 23
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Aziz Ishmael Ansari
Aziz Ismail Ansari
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I've never done online dating.
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To be honest, I tend to romanticize the past, and though I appreciate all the conveniences of modern life, sometimes I yearn for simpler times.
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Everyone's first thought is These women are going to take advantage of you or Someone's only going to date you because you're famous. That stuff's not really an issue because that's super-easy to see through.
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I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
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If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.
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