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I think writers tend to be experience junkies, and I think they also tend to want to be on the outside looking in.

Augusten Burroughs

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Augusten Burroughs
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: October 23
Journalist
Novelist
Writer
Pittsburg
Pennsylvania
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