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The past doesn't haunt us, we haunt the past.

Augusten Burroughs

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Augusten Burroughs
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: October 23
Journalist
Novelist
Writer
Pittsburg
Pennsylvania
Haunt
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Other people sound flat to my ear their words just hang in the air. But when my mother says something, the ends curl.
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Confidence is a reduction of your own interest in whether others are thinking about you and if so, what they're thinking.
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This is what you should know about losing someone you love. They do not travel alone. You go with them.
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The problem with not having anybody to tell you what to do, I understood, is that there was nobody to tell you what not to do.
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Miracles do happen. You must believe this. No matter what else you believe about life, you must believe in miracles.
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Nobody's trying to kill you, Deirdre. You're killing yourself.
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Childhood is what ended me up in the hospital and teetering on the edge of deathly alcoholism. It was really good for me to accept it. To accept all the embarrassment and the shame so I don't feel like I used to.
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Perfection is the satin-lined casket of creativity and originality. If you are a perfectionist, at least stop telling everybody you're one and try to get over it yourself, alone in your home with the lights off
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So that's what I'm here to become. And suddenly, this word fills me with a brand of sadness I haven't felt since childhood. The kind of sadness you feel at the end of summer. When the fireflies are gone, the ponds have dried up and the plants are wilted, weary from being so green.
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I realized I could really become hooked on these happy pills. They gave me a glorious feeling of general well-being and didn't make me fat, like alcohol. I wondered if there was any harm in being addicted to only these.
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My subconscious does the writing I don't have control over that.
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Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will stand in place and watch your door. You will just stare. As though rebuffed by it. As though it has done this to you.
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When people meet me, many times they're very surprised because they expect someone who is kind of wacky with seven piercings and very hip and cool and New York City, and I'm not.
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I really look at my childhood as being one giant rusty tuna can that I continue to recycle in many different shapes.
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The truth about not having everything you need, not being fully equipped or qualified or allowed is that these limits are the nebula of creative genius. When you have total freedom i.e: no limits at all. You stop trying to make the best of things
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Our lives are one endless stretch of misery punctuated by processed fast foods and the occasional crisis or amusing curiosity.
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