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I loved most when his eyelashes twitched and he blinked, and suddenly happiness was there inside his eyes. Unmistakable. Like a single word printed on a clean white page.
Augusten Burroughs
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Augusten Burroughs
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: October 23
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