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Our lives are one endless stretch of misery punctuated by processed fast foods and the occasional crisis or amusing curiosity.
Augusten Burroughs
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Augusten Burroughs
Age: 58
Born: 1965
Born: October 23
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Pittsburg
Pennsylvania
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