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Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim-created obstacle in the way of Christmas a dead bird in the street that forced a brief detour.

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Augusten Burroughs
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: October 23
Journalist
Novelist
Writer
Pittsburg
Pennsylvania
Dead
Brief
Nothing
Forced
Way
Obstacles
Christmas
Detour
Street
Detours
Bird
Pilgrim
Created
Obstacle
Streets
Thanksgiving

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