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Now that Mandela has been released from prison we can all admit what has been apparent, that he is not a Tembu tribesman, in fact he is not an African at all. He is quite obviously Chinese. Nothing wrong with that, of course, but it makes those who persist in seeing him as a great African statesman look rather foolish.

Auberon Waugh

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Auberon Waugh
Age: 61 †
Born: 1939
Born: November 17
Died: 2001
Died: January 16
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