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I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.

Ashleigh Brilliant

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Ashleigh Brilliant
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: December 9
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Cartoonist
Epigrammatist
London
England
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant
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Nothing
Brakes
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Defective
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Objectives
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