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Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.

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Ashleigh Brilliant
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: December 9
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Cartoonist
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London
England
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant
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My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.
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One thing you can rely on is that there will always be uncertainty.
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Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end.
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I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
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For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.
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If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.
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Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person.
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We owe it to our past futile sacrifices to continue making further futile sacrifices.
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There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.
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I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
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There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage.
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All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
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My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
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