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There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.

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Ashleigh Brilliant
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: December 9
Author
Cartoonist
Epigrammatist
London
England
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant
Avoid
Harm
Jokes
Telling
Heard
Talking
Trying

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