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There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.

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Ashleigh Brilliant
Age: 90
Born: 1933
Born: December 9
Author
Cartoonist
Epigrammatist
London
England
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant
Jokes
Telling
Heard
Talking
Trying
Avoid
Harm

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Before i knew the best part of my life had come ,it had gone.
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My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn't ready for.
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As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
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One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.
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Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.
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I didn't mind being a public executioner, once I got the hang of it.
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The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can
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I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.
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The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
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The more sure you are, the more wrong you can be.
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Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person.
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Don't wait for a disaster to get to know your neighbors.
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Without me there could be no everybody.
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History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth.
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Better start rushing before the rush begins!
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Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.
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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.
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Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead
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Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.
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