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The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
Ashleigh Brilliant
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Ashleigh Brilliant
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: December 9
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Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant
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If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.
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Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.
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My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.
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There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.
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My research consists of studying the effects of putting somebody like me into a world like this.
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The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.
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Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who will work hard enough to bring them about.
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Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.
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I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.
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If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage
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I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.
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Fortunately in my work there's always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.
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If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to.
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All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
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