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To always hit the target, throw a dart, then call whatever you hit the target.

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Ashleigh Brilliant
Age: 90
Born: 1933
Born: December 9
Author
Cartoonist
Epigrammatist
London
England
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant
Dart
Target
Throw
Call
Whatever
Always

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