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I want it clearly understood that I'm totally confused.

Ashleigh Brilliant

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Ashleigh Brilliant
Age: 90
Born: 1933
Born: December 9
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Cartoonist
Epigrammatist
London
England
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant
Confused
Clearly
Totally
Understood

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Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.
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Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.
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Watch out! It's quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven't yet been made.
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The longer I live, the less chance I'll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.
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My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.
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My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.
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The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.
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There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.
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By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.
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My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.
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Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.
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Some people can find all the peace of mind they need in a good, satisfying conflict.
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Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?
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If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.
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