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There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.

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Ashleigh Brilliant
Age: 91
Born: 1933
Born: December 9
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London
England
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliant
Francisco
Heaven
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Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
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Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.
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Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.
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The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
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I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
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If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.
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If you dont do it, youll never know what would have happened if you had done it
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MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.
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I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.
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My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
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My first line of defense against reality is called sleep.
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I could do without many things with no hardship-you are not one of them.
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What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?
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History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth.
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There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage.
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Isn't it a coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time?
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If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.
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There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.
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